What is the Ultimate Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
A) 42
B) Love
C) Infinity
D) The Higgs Boson
Who is the two-headed, three-armed ex-Galactic President who steals the Heart of Gold?
A) Ford Prefect
B) Zaphod Beeblebrox
C) Slartibartfast
D) Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz
What is the name of the ship powered by the Infinite Improbability Drive?
A) Starship Titanic
B) Heart of Gold
C) Bistromath
D) Tanngrisnir
What does the Vogon Constructor Fleet destroy to make way for a hyperspace bypass?
A) Alpha Centauri
B) Earth
C) Magrathea
D) Betelgeuse
What is Ford Prefect’s true identity?
A) A human journalist
B) A Vogon spy
C) A researcher for The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy from Betelgeuse
D) A Magrathean architect
What creature is used as a universal translator in the novel?
A) Babel Fish
B) Pangalactic Gargle Blaster
C) Vogon Poetry
D) Ravenous Bugblatter Beast
What is the name of the clinically depressed robot?
A) Eddie
B) Marvin
C) Deep Thought
D) Hotblack Desiato
Which planet custom-builds luxury planets, including Earth?
A) Vogsphere
B) Magrathea
C) Frogstar
D) Krikkit
What is the Infinite Improbability Drive primarily used for?
A) Time travel
B) Generating infinite energy
C) Enabling instantaneous travel by exploiting improbability
D) Destroying bureaucratic systems
What literary form do the Vogons famously inflict on their victims?
A) Haikus
B) Sonnets
C) Poetry
D) Limericks
Mostly Harmless
You might’ve forgotten your towel – but don’t panic! Just revisit the Guide and try again.
Hitchhiker in Training
You’re cruising through the cosmos, but you’ve still got a few more Vogon poems to survive.
Galactic Guru
You know the answer and the question – 42 points to you for mastering the absurdity of the universe!
