These gross would you rather questions are all about slime, smells, harmless bugs and odd food combinations. Both options are a little yucky, so the fun is in choosing the lesser evil. Tap A or B, see how other visitors voted, and move on to the next one.

The humor is the silly kind that kids and parents can enjoy together. Every round is shuffled, and nothing goes beyond what you would read aloud at the dinner table.

Playing the gross ones

Read the question out loud with a straight face and let everyone groan before they answer. The best reactions come when the group splits evenly.

If a question is too much for someone at the table, skip it and move on.

Frequently asked questions

Are the gross questions suitable for kids?

Yes. They use silly, harmless humor and avoid anything truly disgusting or scary.

How do the vote results work?

After you pick A or B, you see how other visitors voted. The split appears only once enough people have voted on a question.

Does it cost anything?

No. You do not need an account or a sign-up.

Are my results saved?

Your result stays in your browser. We do not receive it.